March 2012
Anonymous asked: Are you interested in anyone?
February 2012
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Tired as hell at work. Get home, can’t sleep worth a damn. Gotta be up in four hours. Someone come shoot me. Please.
Four hours to go.
More than ready to go home and get in my warm bed. Anyone who wants to cuddle can come right on over.
I think the word you’re searching for is ‘Space Ranger.’
pleaseee.
anyone wanna buy me a hairless cat? i’ll love you forever and ever.
tiffanyfocks:
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.
coocooprincess:
My mom may or may not be buying our coffee from the porn industry. Let me tell you the names of our Keurig Cups…
Lifter
Dark Magic
Black Silk
It’s Only Natural
Black Tiger
Double Black Diamond
Midnight Magic
Gloria Jean’s Special Blend *cough cough wink wink*
Lively Columbian (for those of you with an eye for Latinas)
New Sex Position
theinfiniteunknown:
ohheyitschristian:
kyst808:
marjorie-s:
xandratujan:
It’s called the wild bull.
Put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30secs k
omg.
how my 5 lb yorkie makes my door slam against my side table every time he enters the room, i’ll never understand. he’s tiny. and it’ll about knock my drink over it hits so hard.
Anonymous asked: i cant come off anon :/ its complicated. but chu so cuuuuute so never settle for less ok? ok. (: night lovely.
Anonymous asked: naaaaw im way too shy. i just wanted you to know if you were my girlfriend, i'd treat you like a princess cause thats what you deserve.
Anonymous asked: if you were my girlfriend id take care of you when you're sicky, id cuddle with you all night, drive around aimlessly and talk about nothing of importance, walk around town holding your hand, give you millions of kissies, make cookies and desserts with you, tell you when you have something in your teeth, go on adventures in the middle of the night. idk. little things.
